george takei is a gift to humanity
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
For those wondering what I’ve been working on it’s a story about three brothers in Tennessee it’s called truth and I’m excited to share it with you.
Mcallister brothers thank you.
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
that’s it. that’s the whole show.